My new workout + tanning plan

“I think I broke my butt,” I said as I slowly maneuvered myself onto the bed.

I woke up feeling like I shot a 12 hour wedding and realized that every muscle in my behind felt like it’d been beaten with a baseball bat.  Thinking, thinking, What would cause this?

The nearly 100 squats I possibly did removing weeds from our neglected corner planter in our front yard.  Workout accomplished.


“Your face looks really tan, what have you been doing?” said Geni Bean, my photography girlfriend who lives in Louisville and specializes in senior portraits.  “Wait, is it from gardening?” she quickly followed as she examined me over Skype.

“The back of your neck is sunburnt girl,” said Lizzy Marsh, one of my good friends and official makeup artist for my face told me as she was getting ready to curl my hair for a PHOENIX magazine shoot.

“Where are all these freckles coming from?” asked my facial lady Vicky as I went in for my monthly appointment.

So gardening.  It’s the new workout tan plan for me.  I’m probably going to look like a different nationality before summer officially starts.

Diana Elizabeth has a super cool announcement to share next week.  Have an incredibly awesome Easter weekend.  Praise God for sending his son Jesus to this world to die for our sins, that for those who believe will not perish but have eternal life with Him!

Diana Elizabeth is an author, photographer, and obsessive antique shopper. You can typically find her in her garden wrist deep in dirt, at a local estate sale or planning her next epic party.



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